In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.
Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!
Facilities across the United States used to incarcerate Hispanic minority families for not being white and/or not being able to speak English fluently.
President Donald Trump has ordered that all Hispanic families be put into Trumpcentration camps (aka "modern day concentrstion camps") where Hispanics will enjoy being separated from their family members and be placed behind bars for undisclosed amounts of time and be served peanut butter burritos.
When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
When you take a dump and jerk off afterwards since you technically already have your penis out anyway.
I was taking a dump the other day and decided to jerk off since my penis was out anyway; it was a nice dumpjerk