A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.
Gary: âLook at all those morons that think theyâre sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!
Paul: âKnock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!â
Gary: âYouâre right, Iâm sorry. Guess iâm a little crazy myself.â
Paul: âDonât forget stupid and an asshole!â
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When you are telling a story and randomly a string of gibberish comes out of your mouth, but you continue on with the next sentence without correcting yourself as if it never happened. Usually this is the sign of a serious medical condition or brain problem, but somehow ignored if youâre a politician running for public office.
âIâll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunaumaprazureâ
Patrick:âWhat did he just say? Lead a whatâ
Ryan: âI think he just had a strokeâ
Biff: âIâm just going to ignore it because I hate the guy running against him so much!â
Ralph: âCome on Man! Heâs just going Joe Biden!â
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An enormous piece of shit! Leaves you nauseous and bloated until you are able to release it. Itâs often so big it clogs the toilet.
Edward: Are you alright Paul?
Paul: I will be once I hit the toilet and release this McSweegan!
Edward: oh man, Iâm sorry. Must be the Taco Bell we ate last night!
#edwardmcsweegan #mcsweegan
1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"
The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: Whatâs wrong with Edward? Iâm a little concerned. He hasnât been making sense.
Steve: Oh, donât worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: âWe hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.â
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Letâs hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
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