pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

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candied slickins

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.

guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.

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jack mac

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

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