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Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.

by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021

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Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.

A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022


Secker

To be boomer with zero accomplishments and to attack someone 1/3 your age for accomplishing more than you have in your entire life.

Jayne Secker totally seckered on Sky News the other day. Blue Scuti became the first person to EVER beat Tetris, and at only 13 years old, so her jealousy got the best of her and she couldn't stop her mouth from running. If she worked half as hard as him she could have her own accomplishments instead of needing to bring others down.

by Pagan God of Memes January 5, 2024


Narcissist

A narcissist is someone who was raised to seek their parents' validation and, as an adult, continues to need constant reassurance. Narcissists' fear of being disliked is so great that they try to manipulate others into validating them, ironically becoming unlikable. The distain narcissists experience from others causes them to need validation even more, creating a vicious cycle of pushing others away and becoming even more desperate for praise.

1: Every time my girlfriend and I fight she starts talking about how horrible she is and questioning if I love her.
2: Sounds like textbook narcissist. She is trying to get validation out of you and to avoid coming to a compromise. You should dump her.
1: Yeah, I think I'll do that later tonight.

by Pagan God of Memes August 16, 2021

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Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022


Chronos

A mixture of liquid LSD, liquid psilocybin, and liquid MDMA. Do not ever attempt this.

I just did Chronos and now I can see the future, reverse time, and Full Confession is playing on repeat in my head.

by Pagan God of Memes October 10, 2019

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