string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

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G.U.

"geographically undesirable" - lives too far away to date conveniently

He was totally G.U.- he lived outside the beltway so it was always a huge hassle to get together.

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"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.

Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)

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Holla back

Reciprocating oral sex, going down on someone after they go down on you.

If I'm going to blow him, I expect him to holla back.

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peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

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pink

a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area

Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink.

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Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

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