Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

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11:11

A retarded number that people think has some sort of meaning all the time. They say it's crazy that they happen to look and see 11:11 on the clock all the time. But human beings look at clocks, on average, around every five minutes, so you could pick any time, like say, 9:43, and happen to, AMAZINGLY, see it everyday too. Don't think you're special because you see 11:11 all the time. You're just the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

Retard: I saw 11:11 again today!

Intelligent Human Being: You're a retard.

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