cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

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mom look

The look you get when your boyfriend/girlfriend introduces you to their mom and you see the look of disapproval in her eyes.

I think my mom really likes you.....

Uhhh.no she totally gave me the mom look....i feel so ashamed.

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