Heather

The ratchet version of a Karen who thinks that having mixed-race kids is woke

Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’

Trudette

‘Tru dat’ (meaning ‘true that’) in French

Lefty: Burnt cheesecake is disgusting
Righty: Trudette

Lefty: London is overpriced

Righty: Trudette

P.A.C.

Pretty attractive cock

A penis that is small while erect but is aesthetically pleasing

I love guys with P.A.C.s because they really know how to use their hands

The taller the guy, the more likely he is to have a P.A.C.

Valentin

A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.

Someone : you like paris know?

Valentin : vilain! Putain!

Someone : oh, you’re so Valentin

iPad kid

A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.

We shall never raise an iPad kid

Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid

Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?

Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid

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