Quothin'

Socialising/hanging out with friends with no intention of doing anything in particular, and/or the activity is to be decided on when the friends meet up.
The advantages of using the term means there is no pressure to organise something straight away, rather, it can be decided upon later.

Greg: "Hey Bill, you up for some quothin' tonight?"
Bill: "Sure, I'll be over in ten."

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Library Rapist

A seedy (usually old) man who lustfully peers between books and bookshelves in the dark corners of the library, whilst pushing around a squeaky trolley full of books. He works at the library voluntarily.

He has an uncanny ability to find shortcuts within the library in order to corner his prey.

He occasionally exposes himself.

Sometimes also known as a sexual predator.

Colin: "I need to go and get a few books from the library."
Sam: "Watch out mate, the library rapist works there on Tuesdays."

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Pull a Cleany

Being able to drive smoothly and quickly through a set of green traffic lights, or across a multi-laned road, without needing to slow down or use ones brakes.

Roger: "Wow, you managed to get through those traffic lights without even needing to slow down."
Jacob: "Yeah, there were no cars slowing down in front of me, so it meant I could pull a cleany."