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not online everyday.
Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.
Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?
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grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes
This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing
If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to
etymology:
bitch (verb- to complain)
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dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
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bitchertation
Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"
After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian
slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter
shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter
a textbook you're supposed to buy for a class but never end up using
etymology: textbook + extraneous = textraneous
I'm not buying any textbooks for this class until we're a few weeks into the semester. I have a feeling we're not going to use all of them and I'm not throwing away money on textraneous books