dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

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tragicache

"Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.

I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?

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geocache

Activity or hobby (NOT a sport) popular among dorks, knobs and dweebs. Generally consists of hobbit-like nerds hiding and/or burying little cases that their kin seek out. Other activities popular among this group are dungeons and dragons, hanging out in the basement, and for a morbid few, tragicache.

This powertool I work with won't shut up about his weekend geocache.

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IYW

Short version for "if you will", an overused saying that asks for your permission to say something different than expected. IYW is used primarily by corporate-type individuals and text-messagers to mock individuals who overuse the phrase if you will because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.

Hello from my pc, iyw.
I met with Harry Crack and Anita Bonghit yesterday. They are both relatively new to their roles, iyw, although most of us have had the opportunity at one time or another over the last few years to work with them on various projects, iyw.

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Baystyle

The practice of overemphasizing generally accepted social norms, whether it be physical, mental, or sexual. A Baystyle-practioner may throw a calous elbow resulting in a bloody nose; merciless taunting that reduces an individual to tears; or an unspeakable, pimp-like sexual experience. The Baystyle originated in the Pacific Northwest and is practiced by an elite few, and to this day it is not uncommon to hear that somone "...got Baystyled".

That was a brutal foul. Baystyle.

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Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.

Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!

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Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

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