Rufinator

my friend Randy. who we believe keeps rufinol in his pocketses at all times. for those 'special moments' with the ladies.

So I was talking to the Rufinator, and he tried to give me a drink. Um, I said 'no.'

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Ville Valo

Ville - tall, slender, green eyed monster that disturbs our dreams with the promise of love and seduction that lies just out of our reach.
Valo - meaning light. Our light in the darkness when all else seems lost, his voice lifts us up and gives us hope.

The only true example can be experienced in the flesh.

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bash

something crappy that happens

I just dropped the bong, what a bash.

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waffle

A nice guy. (one day we were at dennys and realized that you always think about buying waffles, but then you always end up getting the french toast or something. It's not that there's anything wrong with a waffle, its just that the french toast is so damn tempting. So its the same for nice guys, it would make sense to go for one, but we never do. I mean, sure you'll leggo an eggo at home when nobodies looking, but yeah...)

Girl 1: Hey, why don't you go for Steve, he's so nice.
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah right, he's such a waffle.

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Rhino

A person you believe to be the coolest dude alive.

How cool is that rhino? I want to have his babies.

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