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Scissor Piston

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.

I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

by Panama Pucker April 10, 2022

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George Floyd Justice in Policing Act

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.

When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

by Panama Pucker February 23, 2023

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Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.

BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021


Muzzle Load

The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.

When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!

by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022

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Pickle Balls

The resulting odor on a male’s nut sack from recent intercourse with a female who previously douched prior to sex. The subsequent “extra fresh” smell on the man’s junk is reminiscent of vinegar emitting from an opened jar of pickles.

Bro, before work I went balls deep at Stacy’s and I just got a whiff of a ripe case of pickle balls. I hope no one smells it.

by Panama Pucker November 9, 2021

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Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021


Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.

After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.

by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021