squeejarred

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

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goochygobble

any unidentified muck, filth, or food residue.

Man 1: What's that on your shirt?
Man 2: Where? What?
Man 1: On your lappel, some king of goochygobble.

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gradoo

Unidentified grime in crevaces or cracks.

Man 1: Tell me what this substance is in the tread of my tires.

Man 2: I can't tell, some kind of gradoo.

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