Beachcat

A dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. She’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scraps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite sex. Beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.

Get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend