evangocapitalism

noun. The religion of the United States of America.

Evangocapitalism teaches that people with wealth are inherently better people, deserve their prosperity and that God wants those with whom he has blessed to keep all that he has given them.

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stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

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tat-titty

See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.

My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

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That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.

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