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A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. ð¥º
âHeâs such a cutie and handsome, doesnât even know it.. Bet heâs a Mateo!â
An expression of excitement when one thinks something is "cool."
WOOHA!! He's masturbating to my voice!
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Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.
WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
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