Mazzu

A surname of Italian origin, pronounced like kazoo with an "m". People with generic or boring last names generally envy those who have this last name because it rhymes with many different words, making it ideal for poems or freestyle raps.

--Casual conversation--
Teacher: Is it pronounced... May-zuh?
Student: Nah, it's Mah-ZOO!
Teacher: Where does that name come from?
Student: My dad's family.
Teacher: No, what country?
Student: Oh. ITALY, byaa!

--Rhyme--
Miss Mazzu, I love you!

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