melinda

A substance known as pie.

Yum i had some nice apple melinda today.

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Amanda

The greatest trick ever pulled on the world was an Amanda. Amanda will fulfill your life on every level. Her looks are head turning, her talents are unrivaled. They sense the importance of themselves and their abilities, redefining the word arrogance as a positive virtue. The moment Amanda's entourage would rather give up both legs, both arms and live out their days in a satin box on her dresser than to be with out her, Gotcha bitch! Calculated, malevolent, heinous and vicious. Legend has it that the devil possesses Stull, Kansas and every seventh year he brings one of his daughters to live undetected amongst us. Also known as a cambion, Amanda's are the devil and they are here to do the devils work.

We regret to inform you that while you were a close second, we went ahead and went with Amanda to fullfil the vacancy.