touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

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caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

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