Constantinople

Istanbul

Alexios: Hey let's go to cons--

Giants: IT'S ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE!

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Gender Euphoria

The feeling of euphoria when your baby's gender is revealed to be what you wanted.

Nurse: "It's a boy!"
Henry VIII: "Thank God! You cannot understand the gender euphoria I am feeling right now"

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