cruz

You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.

Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum

Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."

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hawley

You know that thing that happens where you burp and a teeny bit of vomit comes up, and the back of your throat burns from the bile? From 6th Jan, 2021, that condition is known as a hawley.

Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum

Dick: "graaah!"
Johnson:"What's wrong dude?"
Dick:"I've got a hawley. Must be that tuna taco I had this morning."

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