Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."