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Telavivanse

When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.

Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024


Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024