2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

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sandwich

A donk at life, a person who sucks at life and or Poker

"Wow, look at this sandwich who just sucked out on me."

"Hes going into sandwich time."

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Yoo K

Pronunciation: Yoooow KKKaaayyy....

A sarcastic response to a stupid comment or action to show your disatisfaction in them.

"I don't want rice on my Chipotle"
"Yoo K"

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nubanese

speaking nub, usually includes cupping the ear as if you cannot hear or understand what they are saying.

"Halo 2 is the nuts"
"Sorry, I cant hear you I don't speak nubanese"

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Donksesh

Somebody who acts like an idiot on a consistent basis.

"Wow, Jackie your such a donksesh"

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