happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

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squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

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gassy

- easily agitated
- explosive
- anal
- salty
- toxic
- unpleasant

Damn... why are you so gassy today?

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Dabbing

Dabbing (1) - Vaporizing concentrated marijuana, usually in the form of wax or hash, by placing it on an extremely hot metal object called a nail and inhaling the vapors produced. The nail is usually heated via blowtorch. Inhaling this harsh and concentrated form of marijuana often causes one to cry and wipe one's tears away while coughing and passing a bong.

Dabbing (2) - Performing the dance move characterized by raising an elbow and tucking one's head toward that elbow while raising and extending the opposite arm behind. This dance move is often seen while dabbing (1) since the dabber immediately coughs into his inner arm and wipes his or her tears away while passing a bong. See attached .gif image.

(1) She is super stoned from dabbing.
(2) He is dabbing because he is super stoned.

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Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

Shot Roulette

A drinking game involving shots, water and clear alcohol.

One person is dedicated each round to pour one shot for each participant.

Participants each pick one random shot glass with or without a specific order (clockwise/counterclockwise).

The person who poured the shots knows which one is water or vodka and drinks the last shot if they are playing.

Repeat.

Drink responsibly! ^_^

Time to turn up... y'all down for some shot roulette?

hombreh

"Hombre" is "man" in Spanish.
"Breh" is a bastardization of the word "brother."
An hombreh is a man who you also consider to be one of your bros.

Man 1: Sup foo.

Man 2: What up hombreh?