CMFT

Chris Mother Fuckin' Taylor. Who just so happens to be the Head Daffodil Puncher In Charge.

Hey it's CMFT HDPIC.

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Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

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HDPIC

Head daffodil puncher in charge. One who takes pride in being the best daffodil puncher around.

Person 1 Oh man, is that CMFT over there?

Person 2 Yeah, he is the HDPIC.

Person 1 I got to go meet him.

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