eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

Splasher

A bowel movement with such velocity leaving your rectum that it hits the toilet water with force enough that the water splashes on your cheeks; A Nutella Nuke.

Dude, that Mexican food left me on the toilet taking so many splashers that my butt-cheeks are dripping wet now.

Gape

To fuck, get your dick wet, and/or universally stretch out the rectum in anything you do in life.

1. Bro, I fucking Gaped so hard last night.

2. “I went so hard last night.” ‘How hard did you go?’ “I gaped.”

3. I gaped the fuck out of that mid-term bro. Vibes are up.

Fitties

A word to describe the deception that is a fat women’s breast; Fat Titties.

Man, you may think that girl has some big tits, but that bitch had some fucking fitties.