Shmegmoid

The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.

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