Thug Blow Job

A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.

"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"

"Why dude?"

"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"

Tallyfanny

An evil spirit that steals fannys in the middle of the night and collects them whilst keeping tally of the fanny he steals

You walk in on your partner in the middle o the night to hear her screaming 'tallyfanny tallyfanny'. You know shes being tallyfannied..