USW

An acronym for "Ugly Slut Weekend". Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard USW started at SJU, which would make sense considering the amount of ugly Jersey girls that go there

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poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

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Carrete

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

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Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

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Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

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Pump Gas

A term meaning "hurry up" or "go faster"

You better pump gas on that blunt if you wanna make it to Taco Bell before 2am

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Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).

What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder

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