Funt

A hybrid of the words "fucking" and "cunt."

Used as an insult

Paul: look at that funt over there texting during a movie!

Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!

Paul: but not because of his race.

Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.

Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?

Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.

Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?

Lenny: how do you mean?

Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.

Lenny: so what now?

Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.

Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.

Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.

Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.

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