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John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.

The French really love John Kerry.

by Papa Smurf May 11, 2005

164πŸ‘ 617πŸ‘Ž


Ted Kennedy

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.

Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.

by Papa Smurf July 9, 2005

183πŸ‘ 210πŸ‘Ž


Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 2, 2004

23πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


dminitri

A word extracted from the name Dmitri and Used to describe a person who cannot construct a sentence or spell his own name, Is rude, Arrogant, Can never be wrong, Has very bad BO Problems.

This person is short, hard to work with, hard to understand and just a general real pain in the ass.

Gee he is a real Dminitri, I cant understand a thing he is saying, he smells and he is really giving me the shits and nothing he does is his fault.

by Papa Smurf October 21, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 2, 2004

107πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


cell wall

An <organelle> in a plant cell. Used to protect the cell from harmful <substances>.

The <cell wall> is the outside part of a plant cell.

by Papa Smurf September 26, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.

Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.

by Papa Smurf January 12, 2004

8πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž