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Another word for Flip flops or sandals
Mel: Do you still have the desire to wear edible flippies???
Paul: Flippies? Do I need to urban dictionary that one?
Mel: Flippies (flip flops) aka Slippers
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Where to look when you've lost your child...
Panicking parents: "Have you seen a little girl walk by??????"
Jo: (casually) yea she's 'in da field'... (turns away to give no more assistance)
Where you point frantic parents that are trying to find their lost child....
Frantic Parent: "Have you seen a little girl walk by??????"
Jo: (Casually) "shes 'in da field' (turns away and resumes previous conversation)
As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.
Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?
Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)
Getting just the tip in... just the tip
Jane--- Brad tried to doot me last night but I distracted him by giving him a Cheese-IT that was hiding under my pillow. He removed the Easter bunny head and ate it.
Beer Pong formation. Where two cups are back to represent the balls and 2 cups forward from the middle to represent the cock.
Also there is a Barry wood formation. 2 cups as the balls and 3 cups as the shaft
Jane: I'll take cock and balls (as a rerack)
Tim:WTF did you say?
Christian:(just laughs)
Betsy:WTF is happening right now
Brad:(zips his pants back up)