Paul

To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.

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the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?

the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.

the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.

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