dry frank

The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth

Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked!

Untle

A term given from Mob bosses to members during the early 1920’s within Mafia Families. It was most commonly used as a rank as a great provider for the Mob Families, along with being very protective over said family.

Hey little Geo, I heard them 12th street hoodlums are giving you a hard time again, why don’t you go talk to Untle Donny and have him take care of it.