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athledick

A medical term similar to shrinkage. Athledick is when a penis becomes much smaller than normal due to athletic performace like it does when it is in cold water with shrinkage.

I hope those girls on the sideline weren't checkin' out my package during the game. I mean I had one serious case of athledick.

by Papawood December 10, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 9, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lumpstatic

A person regarded as ungainly or dull-witted lacking movement, development, or vitality. A freakin idiot.

"Damn! That dude is straight Lumpstatic!"

by Papawood April 11, 2012


free shaft

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. see also raw.

I was free shafting up in that shorty.

by Papawood December 9, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


partial

a partial erection. Not quite a hard on or a boner.

That shorty aint too bad. I know whatcha mean, she gave me a partial

by Papawood December 9, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž