birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

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Virginot

Someone who claims to be a virgin but is not.

Steve - "So last night my girlfriend told me she was a virgin. So I thought I would show her respect and just in case she wanted to wait till she got married."
Jeremy - "Well that was cool of you..."
Steve - "No not really, turns out her brother told me today she totally lost her virginity months ago... by his friend. She's such a virginot."

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