Feaster

Combination of Fucking and Easter -- A term one can use to excuse oneself from Easter celebrations in order to satisfy the sudden urge to fuck.

Thanks for the family dinner invite on Easter! However, we won't be able to make it as we were thinking of staying in for Feaster this year.

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Fakeful

The act of faking truthfulness in a relationship

Jack: "Hey Fred, are you cheating on your wife man? I thought you just got married!"
Fred: "I promised my wife that I'd be fakeful until the end of times."

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