Ringo

If you need a name for your cat, and he/she is a massive asshole, then this name is perfect for you. Ringo likes to bite ankles and steal food while you're trying to sleep, but while you're awake, he/she is probably the most innocent thing in the room. But that quiet and cute mood is just a little getting-used-to it warm-up before they turn into Satan.

Dude, every cat I met that's named Ringo is a shit.

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