Schpoobie

{Shh-poo-bee} A racist term of extreme magnitude, used for anyone of any race.

"Tom Hanks was such a schpoobie in Forrest Gump." " You never see Morgan Freeman acting like a schpoobie." When around various people of different races, including your own: "Man, look at all the schpoobies in here!"

Warsaw Surprise Party

When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.

"Why are you walking funny?"
"Because I got a fucking warsaw surprise party last night, fuck off."

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