Rural Dictionary

Sirenia

1. Order of herbacious sea mammals. Includes the Dugong and the manatee. These creatures eat almost exclusively sea grasses and they never leave the water.

2. Rather good Norwegian gothic metal band. They take many different sound textures and blend them all into a truly grand overall package. Includes clean male vocals, female vocals and also death vocals. Various music styles are employed too, from basic rock to black metal and even some classical in the form of violin passages. Melodic instrumental interludes and keyboards also feature heavily.

3. In Greek mythology, the Sirens were sea nymphs who sung beautifully to sailors and lured them to sail off the cliffs and drown.

1. Oh dear oh dear, we have a manatee maimed by a boat propeller. Send for the vet specialising in sirenia.

2. I listened to Sirenia and I enjoyed it.

3. Hmm... Sakis and his crew haven't been seen for months... Maybe they encountered some Sirens.

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buffalo biffa

If a biffa is a derogatory term for a fat and unpleasant woman who resembles a skip owned by a company called Biffa, then a buffalo biffa is a really really bad case of biffa with collosal ammounts of fat and more boner-destroying ammounts of unpleasantness than your average biffa. Luckily, these are rare.

Buffalo biffas may be equipped with a pack of ciggies, massive sweat marks, a grotesque tramp stamp or a few dozen unruly children.

by Paracetamol 500mg August 18, 2007

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Is there a God?

The most fun topic to have a debate about.

There's an infinite number of minor technicalities that may justify there being a God, all of which are fun to pick apart.

A: Is there a God?

B: No.

A: Cool.

by Paracetamol 500mg October 12, 2007

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