BTW

An acronym for 1: "By The Way" or 2: "Beat The Wang".

1:

Bf: Good night.
Gf: Good night :)
Bf: Oh, and btw.
Gf: Yes?
Bf: I love you :)
Gf: Aww, I love you too ;)

2:
Guy 1: See ya later man.
Guy 2: Yeah, bye, go btw.
Guy 1: Lmao, I will. xD

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Kerflunckdaydunk

Swampy, wet, obese, green vagina.

Guy 1: Why did you break up with her?

Guy 2: She had a kerflunckdaydunk hanging out of her tampon.

Guy 1: That's.... Nice...

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polyvore

The act of multiple people eating each other while fucking.

1) I was invited to an orgy with a bunch of random people from work. But when I got there, I caught them eating each other! Maybe accepting to go to a polyvore orgy wasn't the greatest idea...

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Oubic Hair

Hair that grow in the canals of the genitalia.

Guy 1: How was your girlfriend?
Guy 2: The inside of her vagina was fuzzy...
Guy 1: Wow, I'm not surprised, she seems like one who would have oubic hair. Get her some Oubic Hair Cream from Walmart.

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