Crush

1. To pulverize, to destroy with force
2. A childish reference to someone you're in puppy love with.
3. Hopeless infatuation with a person.

"All my dreams have been crushed!"

"I have a crush on Jon; he is so cute!"

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Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

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music

Music is music. Several people like to criticize certain artists like Slipknot and Avril Lavigne, but what they produce is music. It has a beat, a melody, there is no right or wrong about music. No one is forcing you to listen to them, but there's no reason to say they're 'poser bands' or criticize 'nu metal'. Hundreds of people may like a band that you hate because it's music, a universal language that can be enjoyed by everyone. Categorizing music (especially within the metal genre) and saying people are 'posers' if they like a certain band because it's 'nu metal' is ruining the listening of music as well. Listen to music for yourself, not to impress someone. Don't take what kind of music you listen to so seriously; just listen to it and enjoy it, that's what music is about.

Person 1: Slipknot is the dumbest band ever. Nu-metal sucks.
Person 2: Music is music, man. Just chill. No one's forcing you to listen to a band you don't like.

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