DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.

Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.

c minor

Pitch of noise made during sexual intercourse

I'm trying to get some sleep but c minor is getting through these walls

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Tryathlete

Someone who trys to be an athlete.

I'm a tryathlete, I always try to get to out of the house to train, but there are too many distractions in my fridge