Sterny

A guy who looks long, tan, and handsome from a distance, but is actually nothing but a socially awkward bloke when you get close.

-Hey, did you meet my friend insert name yet?
-Yeah, he looked pretty cool from a distance, but it turns out we was just Sterny

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Kutzy

That one guy you know whose sexual orientation is questionable. He likes to cook, clean, and is often considered by many to be a maternal figure

"Hey Kutzy, what's up?"
"Not much, just finished making all my siblings' beds."
"Wtf why?"

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Soup for my family

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.

Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."

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