Beale

To reduce to the state of “having nothing left” - Having no useful function.

Inspired by Ian Beale's iconic scene from Eastenders.

*Gets killed in a video game* - “Eee wew I’ve just been purely bealed”

*Is drunk* - “I’m so bealed I can’t see properly”

"Hey Uncle Sleeve, how did your video gaming session go?", "It was great, we epically bealed the opponents and were therefore the victors"

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Unclehistamines

A synonym of antihistamines.
Antihistamines = aunty histamines. Aunty's husband is the uncle, ergo unclehistamines.

Can also substitute uncle for any item that is "anti-x"
e.g. unclebiotics, unclebacterial wipes, Norton's unclevirus, unclefreeze.

"Eeee wew the pollen count is purely high, pass me some unclehistamines before my hayfever beales me!"