Fortnite

It works better than a condom because it keeps you from losing your virginity.

Yesterday I almost lost my virginity but then I found Fortnite.

Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

Memes

Who tf doesn’t know what a meme is

Those memes were fire