Motherfucking Money

To make Motherfucking Money is to make enough money that when you tell colleagues of equal level your salary, they say "... motherfucker" in disbelief and jealousy.

Tom "Yo, tony, how much money do you make a year"
Mr. Anthony "I dont know if you'd wanna know"
Tom "come on, tell me"
Mr. Anthony "I make a 3 million dollars a year"

Tom, who makes 80k a year says ".... motherfucker"

Mr Anthony makes some motherfucking money

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Soul Shot

something said that is so brutal that it hurts, possibly even kills, a part of your soul. An insult that is just way over the line.

Harris is well know for his soul shots.

The diabolical supervillian, Black Diaper, inherits a car due to the passing of his grandfather, god rest his soul. Harris sits in the car and says "It smells like dead grandfather in here."

That is a soul shot.

The Diaper is working hard to get his life in order. He moves to back to his home state, gets a job and is making it on his own for the first time. Times are tough but he's making it happen. He mentions he's getting promoted to "CSR" and Harris says "CSR? What is that? COCK SUCKING RETARD?"

Another Soul shot.

The Man has no regard for human life. He is a legend

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Necrobukakke

the action of 8 or more men jerking off and shooting semen on a corpse.

A "What should we do with the dead body, bro"
B "I say we throw it in the ocean"
A "I dont know bro, I got a boner"
B, C, D, E, F. G, and H say "me too"
A says "Necrobukakke?"
and they all start beating off

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buttluck

when you need a result which depends on the actions of an asshole, or a butthole.

OR

Sort of the lines of pulling something out of your ass but instead of something... it's luck

that butthole better score that test in 8 weeks or I'm screwed... I'm gonna need some buttluck

I'm gonna need some buttluck to make this happen

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Fag Train

A series of gay/faggy events or people.

Nixon was a fag for watergate. Ford was a fag for pardoning him.... therefore they are a Fag Train.

4 guys waiting on line to watch a chick flick would also be a fag train.

I just saw Jerry blowing 5 guys... he must be blowing the fag train. I hope they shoot gonorrhea in his eye and he dies

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