zero-day

A term used to describe distribution or release of digital media (such as software, video or music) before it is sold in stores or before it hits the street. Zero-day releases may be pirated or stolen and may break the law, but not all zero-day releases are obtained illegally.

To own a copy of the next version of Windows two weeks before its official release date.

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flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.

yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her

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internet cafe

a cafe(thats wat they say) run by aZn folk, crammed full of computers connnected 2gether (lan), so counterstrike-obsessed aZnS can waste all day playing w/their mice 2gether, while a fob plays Everquest in the corner.

Ex:

aZn: want to go to an internet cafe and hav a CS marathon?
ME: id rather watch grass grow

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Gistel

To repeat something or resend something one if the bhoys have previously already put into the chat

Aw fuck sake mate you've done a gistel

Aye nae bor gistel

oooh

see woo

sound i make when something feels too good.

Fine girl walks by
Me: oooh

Jumper... nothing but net
Me: oooh

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shire

Only part of Sydney where by law all citizens must carry a Shire Calander when travelling abroad.

When a Shirine meets new people. "Hi everyone, My name is Aimee, I'm from the Shire, Australia." Producing calander from bag. "and this is where I live."

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Doeffus

A very sweet or cute person ho fucked up something very badly or did something very stupid.

(It comes from the Dutch language)

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